vegabond vondruke; a turgescence plethora of diphthongs

2009-02-18T07:06:00.001-05:00

there may not be an "I" in team, but there is definitely "We" in whore.

2006-05-30T19:29:00.000-04:00

Voilà! In View, a humble Vaudevillian Veteran, cast Vicariously as both Victim and Villain by the Vicissitudes of Fate.

This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is a Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished. However, this Valorous Visitation of a by-gone Vexation stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin Vanguarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition.

The only Verdict is Vengeance; a Vendetta held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous.

Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose, so let me simply add that it's my Very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

from: V For Vendetta, 2006

2005-05-09T13:02:00.000-04:00

help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy

2005-05-01T13:43:00.000-04:00

i'm civil only because i don't know any swear words

2005-05-01T13:40:00.000-04:00

did adam and eve have bellybuttons?

2005-05-01T13:38:00.000-04:00

last night i'm lying in my bed, looking up at the star studded sky thinking; "where the hell is my roof?"

2005-05-01T13:37:00.000-04:00

start your day with a smile, and get it over with

2005-05-01T13:35:00.000-04:00

god loves idiots. look how many of them he created

2005-04-21T13:48:00.000-04:00

Verbose Vagabonding Vondrukes, Vow Violence. Vixens Vexed

2005-04-21T13:46:00.000-04:00

Gandhi; a super-calloused, fragile holistic, hexed with halitosis

2005-04-12T16:27:00.000-04:00

1f u (4n r34d +h1$ u r34IIy n33d 2 g3t @ l1f3

2005-04-12T15:56:00.001-04:00

if you're one in a million, then there are 5,000 of you

2005-04-12T15:56:00.000-04:00

all generalizations are false, including this one

2005-04-12T15:55:00.001-04:00

drink wet cement. get stoned

2005-04-12T15:55:00.000-04:00

you can fool some of the people some of the time, and that's good enough

2005-04-12T15:54:00.001-04:00

love means nothing to a tennis player

2005-04-12T15:54:00.000-04:00

there ain't no reason to use no double negatives. not never

2005-04-12T15:53:00.001-04:00

the trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

2005-04-12T15:53:00.000-04:00

after all is said and done, usually more is said

2005-04-12T15:52:00.000-04:00

if it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them

2005-04-12T15:51:00.001-04:00

earth is interesting, and worth the money i paid for it

2005-04-12T15:51:00.000-04:00

honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

2005-04-12T15:50:00.000-04:00

i wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac

2005-04-12T15:49:00.000-04:00

i used to have a handle on life. then it broke

2005-04-12T15:47:00.000-04:00

if god had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way

2005-04-08T13:18:00.000-04:00

support your right to bare arms. wear short sleeves

2005-04-08T13:17:00.000-04:00

now that food has replaced sex in my life, i can't even get into my own pants

2005-04-08T13:15:00.000-04:00

if you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see perfectly?

2005-04-08T13:14:00.001-04:00

lord, save me from your followers

2005-04-08T13:14:00.000-04:00

all true wisdom is found on t-shirts

2005-04-08T13:10:00.001-04:00

department of redundancy department

2005-04-08T13:10:00.000-04:00

geez if you believe in honkus

2005-04-08T13:09:00.000-04:00

quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of

2005-04-08T13:07:00.000-04:00

can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

2005-04-08T12:53:00.000-04:00

it's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs

2005-04-08T12:49:00.000-04:00

hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it

2005-04-08T12:41:00.000-04:00

some people have a way with words, others not have way

2005-03-30T16:03:00.000-05:00

marriage changes passion. suddenly you're in bed with a relative

2005-03-08T13:08:00.000-05:00

karaoke: Japanese for tone deaf

2005-03-08T13:01:00.000-05:00

red meat is not bad for you. fuzzy green meat is bad for you

2005-03-08T13:00:00.000-05:00

my mind is like a steel trap; rusty and illegal in 37 states

2005-03-08T12:54:00.000-05:00

treat each day as your last. one day you will be right

2005-03-08T12:52:00.000-05:00

bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people

2005-03-08T12:51:00.000-05:00

lawyers have feelings too (allegedly)

2005-03-08T12:50:00.000-05:00

i wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole

2005-03-08T12:38:00.000-05:00

don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice

2005-02-23T18:15:00.000-05:00

of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most

2005-02-23T18:14:00.000-05:00

beer. 4 out of 5 people prefer it to prozac

2005-02-23T18:13:00.000-05:00

ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

2005-02-23T18:11:00.000-05:00

if money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

2005-02-23T18:08:00.000-05:00

i'm not losing hair. i'm getting head

2005-02-23T18:06:00.000-05:00

i'm gonna survive, even if it kills me

2005-02-22T18:14:00.000-05:00

life is all about ass. you'r either covering it, trying to get a piece of it, laughing it off, kissing it, busting it, kicking it, behaving like one, or living with one

2005-02-22T17:58:00.000-05:00

time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so

2005-02-22T17:52:00.000-05:00

bigamy is having one wife too many. monogamy is the same

2005-02-22T10:55:00.000-05:00

i only wear black 'till they make something darker

2005-02-08T16:43:00.000-05:00

bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night

2005-02-08T16:42:00.000-05:00

divorce; from the Latin word meaning "to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet"

2005-02-08T16:41:00.000-05:00

it isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of marrying them

2005-02-08T16:39:00.001-05:00

the whole secret to life is . . . not dying

2005-02-08T16:39:00.000-05:00

if all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

2005-02-08T16:38:00.000-05:00

there is nothing wrong with my life that a miracle won't cure

2005-02-08T16:37:00.000-05:00

what good is happiness. it can't buy you money

2005-02-08T13:24:00.000-05:00

never do card tricks for the group you play poker with

2005-02-02T09:34:00.000-05:00

whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly

2005-02-02T09:33:00.000-05:00

if i agreed with you we'd both be wrong

2005-02-02T09:31:00.000-05:00

"sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such, suffer from it a lot

2005-02-02T09:30:00.000-05:00

you laugh because i'm different; i laugh because you're all the same

2005-02-02T09:29:00.000-05:00

it is just you

2005-02-02T09:28:00.001-05:00

it is not enough to succeed. others must fail in the process

2005-02-02T09:28:00.000-05:00

don't hate yourself in the morning. sleep till noon

2005-02-02T09:26:00.000-05:00

i can't complain, but sometimes i still do

2005-02-02T09:16:00.000-05:00

all things being equal, you lose

2005-01-02T09:24:00.001-05:00

i'm not cynical. i'm just experienced

2005-01-02T09:24:00.000-05:00

i've had a perfectly wonderful evening. this wasn't it.

2005-01-02T09:23:00.001-05:00

having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others

2005-01-02T09:23:00.000-05:00

those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do

2005-01-02T09:22:00.001-05:00

i need not suffer in silence when i can still moan, whimper, and complain

2005-01-02T09:22:00.000-05:00

never miss a good chance to shut up

2005-01-02T09:21:00.001-05:00

if you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will

2005-01-02T09:21:00.000-05:00

if you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague

2005-01-02T09:18:00.000-05:00

before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

2005-01-02T09:17:00.001-05:00

do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. do not walk beside me, either. just leave me alone

2005-01-02T09:17:00.000-05:00

smile. tomorrow will be worse

2004-12-08T14:41:00.000-05:00

whenever i see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. but then i think, what if i was an ant, and she fell on me. then it wouldn't seem quite so funny

2004-12-08T14:40:00.000-05:00

love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand

2004-12-08T14:39:00.001-05:00

the shortest distance between two points is under construction

2004-12-08T14:39:00.000-05:00

people who never get carried away should be

2004-12-08T14:34:00.000-05:00

the fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist

2004-11-13T18:58:00.000-05:00

you can't have 'manslaughter', without 'laughter'

2004-11-01T09:43:00.000-05:00

** i'm on vacation. more posts next month**

2004-10-18T16:52:00.000-04:00

i tried sniffing coke once. the ice cubes gave me brain freeze

2004-10-18T16:51:00.000-04:00

a hard-on does not count as "personal growth"

2004-10-18T16:50:00.000-04:00

join the army. meet interesting people. kill them

2004-10-18T16:49:00.000-04:00

i have all the money i'll ever need. if i die in 5 minutes

2004-10-18T16:48:00.000-04:00

why does "lisp" have a "s" in it?

2004-10-18T16:46:00.001-04:00

i will stop procrastinating. tomorrow

2004-10-18T16:46:00.000-04:00

it's not your fault. i'm just blaming you

2004-10-18T16:43:00.000-04:00

what happens if you scare someone half to death, twice?

2004-10-18T16:42:00.000-04:00

the journey of a thousand miles begins with a flat tire and broken fan belt