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there may not be an "I" in team, but there is definitely "We" in whore.

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Voilà! In View, a humble Vaudevillian Veteran, cast Vicariously as both Victim and Villain by the Vicissitudes of Fate.

This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is a Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished. However, this Valorous Visitation of a by-gone Vexation stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin Vanguarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition.

The only Verdict is Vengeance; a Vendetta held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous.

Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose, so let me simply add that it's my Very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.


from: V For Vendetta, 2006

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help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy

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i'm civil only because i don't know any swear words

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did adam and eve have bellybuttons?

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last night i'm lying in my bed, looking up at the star studded sky thinking; "where the hell is my roof?"

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start your day with a smile, and get it over with

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god loves idiots. look how many of them he created

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Verbose Vagabonding Vondrukes, Vow Violence. Vixens Vexed

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Gandhi; a super-calloused, fragile holistic, hexed with halitosis

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1f u (4n r34d +h1$ u r34IIy n33d 2 g3t @ l1f3

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if you're one in a million, then there are 5,000 of you

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all generalizations are false, including this one

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drink wet cement. get stoned

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you can fool some of the people some of the time, and that's good enough

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love means nothing to a tennis player

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there ain't no reason to use no double negatives. not never

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the trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

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after all is said and done, usually more is said

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if it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them

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earth is interesting, and worth the money i paid for it

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honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

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i wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac

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i used to have a handle on life. then it broke

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if god had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way

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support your right to bare arms. wear short sleeves

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now that food has replaced sex in my life, i can't even get into my own pants

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if you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see perfectly?

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lord, save me from your followers

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all true wisdom is found on t-shirts

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department of redundancy department

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geez if you believe in honkus

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quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of

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can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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it's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs

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